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TOP 20 FUNNIEST JOKES
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1.Anna: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Ben: That’s impossible. Whose baby?
Anna: An elephant’s.
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2.Two children are talking.
Annie: Meet my new born brother.
Benet: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
Annie: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.
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3.A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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4.The teacher says: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
The student says: Obviously it’s the past tense.
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5.In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with “I.”
Student: I is the …
Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after “I.” Always put ‘am’ after “I.”
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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6.A child asked to his mother:
-mom! Can you give me some money?
His mom : why?
-I will give to a old man
His mom : well done! Okay, where is the old man ?
-Momm.. He is at the end of the street…He is selling ice-cream
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7.A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir.
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8.Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get an headache.
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9.Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just open up and let me in!
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10.Customer in a hotel: Waiter, this soup tastes funny!
Waiter: Oh!, the chef must have been laughing when he prepared it sir.
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11.Man1: Your kid just looks like you.
Man2: Shhh, not so loud. That’s the next door lady’s kid
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12.Man 1: My son does not listen to anything that I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.
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13.Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do?
Girl: The homework.
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14.Teacher: “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?”
Student: “No idea miss”
Teacher told angrily: “Bark, Amy”.
Amy: “Bow Wow Wow Miss”
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15.Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let’s better call the ambulance then.
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16.My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother.
It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That darned clock always was slow.
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17.Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three past ten.
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18.My brother is a terrible musician. The other day he asked my sister if she had heard his last recital.
She replied: “I certainly hope so”.
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19.Friend 1: Is it true that your wife talks to herself when she is alone?
Friend 2: I don’t know. I wasn’t with her when she was alone.
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20.Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn’t he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.