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30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

1.A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

2.A lamp-post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

3.A pedestrian hit me and went under my car

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

4.A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

5.After the accident a working gentleman offered to be a witness in my favour.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

6.An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

7.As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

8.Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

9.Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven’t got.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

10.Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

11.First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

12.Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

13.I am responsible for the accident as I was miles away at the time.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

14.I am sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

15.I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

16.I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

17.I bumped into a shop window and sustained injuries to my wife.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

18.I can’t give details of the accident as I was somewhat concussed at the time.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

19.I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

20.I collided with a stationary tree.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

21.I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

22.I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either were to blame it was the other one.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

23.A dog named Skyler accidentally turned the stove on when he reached for a one-year-old’s birthday cake that was sitting on the burner. Instead of eating the cake, he set it on fire. Fortunately, no humans or dogs were injured.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

24.While driving on country roads in a fancy red sportscar, one man attempted to get a herd of goats out of the middle of the road by honking at them – which startled the goats so much they jumped on top of the car! One even battered his horns on the driver’s side door. Needless to say, this driver was thankful for carrying comprehensive coverage on his Auto Insurance

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

25.A motivational speaker had to get their insurance company involved when a volunteer from their audience sustained injuries, after being encouraged by the speaker to break a board with their hands.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

26.Southerners know that snakes love cool, dark places. In fact, one Texas family had to have a rattlesnake removed from their plumbing after they saw its head peak out of the toilet! Shockingly, another 23 rattlesnakes were discovered under the home and around the plumbing system.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

27.Two brothers were distraught when their family’s $1.1K claim for a new 60” smart TV was denied, after an interactive video game caused one of the brothers to launch his handheld controller into the screen at the speed of a fast pitch.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

28.Wine enthusiasts know that a rare, properly aged bottle of wine can fetch for a pretty penny. When a sewage pipe backed up and overflowed, one homeowner filed a claim for wine in the basement cellar, which had been spoiled by heat from the damages. Talk about an un-Happy Hour.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

29.After a month-long vacation in Greece, one couple was greeted with a less-than-ideal welcome home. The power went out at some point on their trip, causing all the contents of their upright freezer to defrost, coagulate and spill out onto the garage floor. This tale gets worse: The couple’s home was infested with mice scavenging for food, and had to be exterminated before repairs could be made.

30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES
30 BEST FUNNY INSURANCE QUOTES

30.A hunter in southwest Missouri polished his prized 4WD pickup truck with a carnauba car wax that had a distinct banana scent. When he returned from a hunting trip, he found a group of horses licking his truck. As he got closer, he noticed the truck was also covered in bite marks!

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