BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
best funny inspirational quotes United State

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
best funny inspirational quotes United State
  1. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. – Ellen Degeneres
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
    -Zig Ziglar
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’
    -Sydney Harris
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
    -Lily Tomlin
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BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
    -Marie Osmond
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. -Frank Zappa
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.
    -Alice Roosevelt Longworth
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there. -Josh Billings
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
    -Charles Schulz
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.
    -Napoleon Hill
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess. -Cassandra Duffy
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. -Robert Frost
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
  1. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. -Dave Barry
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

14. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

15. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writ ing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley

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BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

16. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

17. “When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’” – Sydney Harris

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

18. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

19. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

20. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

21. “When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration.” – Robert Bresson

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

22. “I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.” – George Carlin

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BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

23. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.” – Dr. Seuss

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

24. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

25. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

26. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

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BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

27. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen

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BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

28. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

29. “You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson

BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
BEST TOP 30 FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

30. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”– Alan Dundes

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