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20+ Funny Broad City Quotes and Sayings

20+ Funny Broad City Quotes and Sayings– Broad City is returning for a final season starting Thursday, January 24, and it will be difficult for many fans to say goodbye. For five seasons, creators and stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer made us laugh, cry, and then laugh even harder, as the ultimate millennial bests Abbi Abrams and Ilana Wexler. Whether video chatting with each other from the bathroom, hopping in the back of a speeding truck on city streets, or spending a relaxing afternoon at Bed Bath & Beyond, Abbi and Ilana have proved that their friendship is timeless. Ilana said it best when she called Abbi “Front to the Own”. In fact, there are countless wonderful quotes that would serve as perfect Broad City Instagram captions.


1.Ilana: Dude, I would follow you into hell, brother! Abbi: I would take you on my shoulders, like I’d strap you up, and I’d be like, ‘Let’s go to hell.

2.“I’m an adult and I’m responsible. Let’s go get some candy.” – Abbi Abrams

3.”I was so worried I baked a whole cake and then I ate a whole cake.” –Lincoln Ric

4.”In da clerb, we all fam.” – Ilana Wexler


5.”The four R’s my friend: reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna.” – Ilana Wexler

6.”We’re just a regular Matt and Ben.” – Abbi Abrams

7.”I know you from your ass better than I know your face.” – Ilana Wexler

8.”I just want to get home and watch my shows.” – Abbi Abrams


9.”I respect you respecting me.” – Ilana Wexler

10.Guy: You have a friend? Ilana: Yeah, chocolate brown eyes, ass of an angel.

11.”You know what’s cool about this party? We’re the sexiest girls here.” – Ilana Wexler

12.”I’ll pick up your poop. You’re worth it.” – Lincoln Rice

20+ Funny Broad City Quotes and Sayings

13.”This is what living on the edge looks like.” – Ilana Wexler

14.”You got beauty. You go brains. You’re a f*cking genius. Do you wanna kiss?” – Ilana Wexler

15.”I think you deserve like an ‘Abbi Bueller’s Day Off.'” – Ilana Wexler

20+ Funny Broad City Quotes and Sayings

16.”You look sexy and vivacious and artsy and, like, young-wife material but, like, taut and teasy still. It’s a perfect combo.” – Ilana Wexler

17.”You said that if you were ever going to do same-sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.” – Ilana Wexler

18.”I think she’s got great taste and like a pixie spirit.” – Abbi Abrams

20+ Funny Broad City Quotes and Sayings

19.“Witches aren’t monsters, they’re just women! They’re f*cking women who cum and giggle and play in the night. And that’s why everybody wants to set them on fire ‘cause they’re so fucking jealous.” –Ilana Wexler

20.”YAS KWEEN!” – Ilana Wexler


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