20+ Funny Broad City Quotes and Sayings
20+ Funny Broad City Quotes and Sayings– Broad City is returning for a final season starting Thursday, January 24, and it will be difficult for many fans to say goodbye. For five seasons, creators and stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer made us laugh, cry, and then laugh even harder, as the ultimate millennial bests Abbi Abrams and Ilana Wexler. Whether video chatting with each other from the bathroom, hopping in the back of a speeding truck on city streets, or spending a relaxing afternoon at Bed Bath & Beyond, Abbi and Ilana have proved that their friendship is timeless. Ilana said it best when she called Abbi “Front to the Own”. In fact, there are countless wonderful quotes that would serve as perfect Broad City Instagram captions.
1.Ilana: Dude, I would follow you into hell, brother! Abbi: I would take you on my shoulders, like I’d strap you up, and I’d be like, ‘Let’s go to hell.
2.“I’m an adult and I’m responsible. Let’s go get some candy.” – Abbi Abrams
3.”I was so worried I baked a whole cake and then I ate a whole cake.” –Lincoln Ric
4.”In da clerb, we all fam.” – Ilana Wexler
5.”The four R’s my friend: reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna.” – Ilana Wexler
6.”We’re just a regular Matt and Ben.” – Abbi Abrams
7.”I know you from your ass better than I know your face.” – Ilana Wexler
8.”I just want to get home and watch my shows.” – Abbi Abrams
9.”I respect you respecting me.” – Ilana Wexler
10.Guy: You have a friend? Ilana: Yeah, chocolate brown eyes, ass of an angel.
11.”You know what’s cool about this party? We’re the sexiest girls here.” – Ilana Wexler
12.”I’ll pick up your poop. You’re worth it.” – Lincoln Rice
13.”This is what living on the edge looks like.” – Ilana Wexler
14.”You got beauty. You go brains. You’re a f*cking genius. Do you wanna kiss?” – Ilana Wexler
15.”I think you deserve like an ‘Abbi Bueller’s Day Off.'” – Ilana Wexler
16.”You look sexy and vivacious and artsy and, like, young-wife material but, like, taut and teasy still. It’s a perfect combo.” – Ilana Wexler
17.”You said that if you were ever going to do same-sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.” – Ilana Wexler
18.”I think she’s got great taste and like a pixie spirit.” – Abbi Abrams
19.“Witches aren’t monsters, they’re just women! They’re f*cking women who cum and giggle and play in the night. And that’s why everybody wants to set them on fire ‘cause they’re so fucking jealous.” –Ilana Wexler
20.”YAS KWEEN!” – Ilana Wexler