Smartass Quotes: 15 Smart and Sarcastic Lines that Kick Ass
Smartass Quotes: 15 Smart and Sarcastic Lines that Kick Ass – Everyone loves a Smartus, whether he wants to admit it or not. It’s a love/hate thing which means you can’t stand them on one hand but on the other you find them hilarious. In fact, guys love sarcasm, which makes putting a smile on your face a good way to vent all that repressed resentment. So what’s the most effective way to vent your frustrations while still being like the lovely stud/student you are? Smarts Quotes.
1.“Are you always a smartass?‘Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.”
― Jim Butcher
2.“All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don’t ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.”
― Markus Zusak,
3.”If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.” He dug into his pocket and brought out
his stele. “It would have been a lot less painful.”
― Cassandra Clare,
4.the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.”
― Steven Brust,
5.“Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn’t have picked up on that.”
― Dan Abnett,
6.“Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.
Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.”
― Melissa Lemon,
7.“Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.”
― Raheel Farooq
8.“When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. I am fifty. I haven’t seen anything.”
― Erik Satie
9.“Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven… if for no other reason than you won’t be there.”
― Dennis Sharpe,
10.“Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren’t enough left!”
― Jasleen Kaur Gumber
11.“Roan tried not to stare, but the guard’s head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he’d ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.”
― Andrea Speed, Shift
12.Taylor may be an undercover, bully-fighting ninja, but she’s still kind of awful.”
― Becky Albertalli,
13.Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?” I questioned. “That would be almost like being brain dead…”
― Vann Chow
14.“It’s an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.”
“I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.”
― Andrea Speed,
15.“You’d be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams.” “Like drool?”
― catherine lowell,
16.You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.”
― Solange nicole
