20+ Dirty Quotes for Him and Her
20+ Dirty Quotes for Him and Her – Here at QuotesForBros, we often take a look at what our audience likes to read, and so far, our audience loves…. Sexy, Dirty Quotes !!!!! So who are we to negate?? Give the people what they want…. We were told that knowledge can be transferred in very few words and thoughts – so what better way to express some knowledge on our favorite topic, which we may sometimes not, in the heat of the moment. Can, help to clarify that.
1.My mind and body respond to your dirty talks so strongly.”
2.“What is dirty when it’s being done right?”
3.“Being dirty is actually my natural state.”
4.Dirty is always on my mind. Are you interested?”
5.“Please wake me up with your tongue every morning.”
6.“I wish, we’ll be freaky tonight.”
7.“Every time I look at you makes me ho@#y and bold.”
8.“Do it again and again because the I love the way you do it.”
9.“I haven’t had s@x in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.” Lil’ Kim
10.“I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.” Leelee Sobieski
11.“Cum inside (me) please.”
12.“I want you in-side m-e”
13.“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” Marilyn Monroe
14.“S@x is the most fun you can have without laughing.” Woody Allen
15.“No woman gets satisfaction (ORGSM) from shining the kitchen floor.” Betty Friedan
16.“Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Saxday. Su@kday.”
17.“Get your @$$ in my bed”
18.“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”
19.“Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”
20.“I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”
Dirty Quotes To Say To Your Partner
Tell me. In your mind, what are we doing in that bed? Are we fucking nice and slow or are you making me sweat for it ?
Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser
Be gentle with me, be sweet and kind, Oh hell!! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass, and pull my hair!!!
I want to fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before, to leave you unable to think, only feel& be lost in the moment, to lose yourself & reach. Like never before.
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
short funny dirty quotes
There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
What do the Chinese call a 69? Two can chew!
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!
I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes.
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!
Creative dirty status for social profile
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card.
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.
Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
My legs are missing you in between them.
I think i should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.
A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!
funny dirty motivational quotes
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
Smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!
Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
In a cramped bus. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors.
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn.
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
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