100 birth control quotes and sayings

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Birth control (contraception) is any method, medicine, or device used to prevent pregnancy. Women can choose from many different types of birth control. Some work better than others at preventing pregnancy. The type of birth control you use depends on your health, your desire to have children now or in the future, and your need to prevent sexually transmitted infections. Your doctor can help you decide which type is best for you right now.

There is no “best” method of birth control for every woman. The birth control method that is right for you and your partner depends on many things, and may change over time.

Before choosing a birth control method, talk to your doctor or nurse about:

  • Whether you want to get pregnant soon, in a few years, or never
  • How well each method works to prevent pregnancy
  • Possible side effects
  • How often you have sex
  • The number of sex partners you have
  • Your overall health
  • How comfortable you are with using the method (For example, can you remember to take a pill every day? Will you have to ask your partner to put on a condom each time?)

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We’re more effective than birth control pills. – Johnny Carson

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The greatest of all contraceptives is affluence. – Indira Gandhi

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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Daddy says ‘don’t need no birth control’ That’s li’l jack horny – Extreme

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The idea of getting pregnant again is terrific birth control. – Bethany Lopez

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The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

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When mom found my diaphragm, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat. – Lizz Winstead

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Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born ? – Benny Hill

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The only remedy against hunger is reasonable birth control. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

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Population explosion, leads to starvation

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Control population, or suffer from starvation

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Control overpopulation, to stay away from starvation.

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Over population leads to over exploitation

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Overpopulation: Too much of a good thing can be bad

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Earth is the only known planet to live, let it be spacious.

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Overpopulation gives rise to poverty, illiteracy, and lots of social issues.

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“In a saturated population life is always cheap.” –Jack London

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“Population growth is the primary source of environmental damage.”  – Jacques Yves Cousteau

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“We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.” — Art Hoppe

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“Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war, will take care of the issue.” — Chuck Palahniuk

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“Mainly because as women’s education increases all around the planet, we find that family size tends to drop.” — Jane Goodall

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“China had managed to reduce their fertility to a large extent because of basic expansion of women’s education, not because of the one-child family.” — Amartya Sen

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Small family, sweet family

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Small family, happy family

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Big family brings big problems too.

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Smaller family, bigger happiness.

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Bear fewer children, and plant more trees

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It is easy to add, but difficult to maintain

Plan your family and protect our planet.

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Anybody who’s against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot. – Eleanor Clark  

Birth-control is effecting, and promising to effect, many functions in our social life. – Havelock Ellis

If one is willing to have children, rhythm is probably the best method of contraception. – Elizabeth Hawes 

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… I saw a small boy who belongs to one of those large families who only practices at birth control. – Anne Ellis[On being asked if she would favor birth control laws:] I will if you make it retroactive. – Florence Prag Kahn

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Birth control and abortion are turning out to be the great eugenic advances of our time. – Frederick Osborn

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Impotence and sodomy are socially O.K., but birth control is flagrantly middle-class. – Evelyn Waugh

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

Nearly 100 years ago, when Planned Parenthood was founded, birth control was illegal. – Cecile Richards

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

He squinted at me. “What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? – Janet Evanovich

We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Russell

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. – Roseanne Barr

If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They’d be inexpensive, too. – Anna Quindlen

Catchy birth control Slogans

“We control the growth of every other species, except our own” – David Rockefeller

“The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it.” – Erma Bombeck

“Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.” – David Frost

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.” – Rita Rudner

“Natural Family Planning works and is as effective, and sometimes more effective, than the birth control methods out there.” — Abby Johnson

Stop Kidding!

Make love, not babies

Have your children by choice, not by chance.

Every child a wanted child

Only thing I want negative in my life is a pregnancy test

Learn from your parent’s mistakes. Use Birth Control

A woman who took the pill with a glass of pond water has been diagnosed three months stagnant. – Ronnie Barker

When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. –  G. Wells

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

If we can’t preserve the privacy of our right to procreate, I can’t imagine what rights we will be able to protect. – Faye Wattleton 

Too many people use abortion as a form of birth control. And that’s very wrong. I could never, ever have an abortion. – Brooke Shields

Neglecting an effective birth control policy is a never-failing source of poverty which, in turn, is the parent of revolution and crime. – Aristotle

It would be a service to mankind if the pills were available in slot machines and the cigarettes were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts

I will hold your birth control to ransom. The cells divide and grow inside you. I know what will be. I know what it will be – Porcupine Tree

Popular Quotes on Birth Control

I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus). – A.J. Jacobs

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by resorting to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. – H.L. Mencken

It’s a birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. – Greg Travis

Birth control is the first important step women must take toward the goal of their freedom. It is the first step she must take to be man’s equal. It is the first step they must both take toward human emancipation. – Margaret Sanger

I am pro-choice, but I find that abortion is a failure of the feminist establishment. With every kind of birth control available in the world, abortion is not something to be proud of. If you need an abortion, you’ve failed. – Tammy Bruce

“Birth control that really works – every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.” — Roseanne Barr

“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” — Benny Hill

“Nearly 100 years ago, when Planned Parenthood was founded, birth control was illegal.” — Cecile Richards

“Hard to imagine 40 years ago people could be convicted of a crime, fined, sent to prison for using the most common forms of birth control.” — Dick Durbin

“I’d like to thank my parents for not practicing birth control.” — Dustin Hoffman

“We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.” — Richard Jeni

family planning slogan and quotes

Call of duty is a very effective form of birth control.

Learn from your parents mistakes Use Birth Control.

Birth-control is effecting and promising to affect many functions in our social life.

Now you ask why, yes, I do use  a form of birth control …the word NO.

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

May your weekend be less stressful now that the morning after pill is readily available for all ages.

Birth control pills should probably be  made for men, doesn’t it make more sense to upload a gun than to shoot at a bullet proof vest.

No glove, no love.

Don’t be a fool, cover your tool.

Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

Don’t be silly, protect your willie

Think before you play.

Better safe than sorry

Don’t be a joker, wrap your poker

A condom a day keeps the pregnancy away

Don’t be stupid, don’t be silly, put a condom on your willy

Wrap your bait before you mate

Be ultra-cool, protect your tool!

Family planning slogan in English

“Use a condom. The world doesn’t need another you.” ― Carroll Bryant

“It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.” — Clare Short

“Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.” — Robert Rubin

“The condom has saved so many lives, and it’ll save so many more lives. We really owe a great deal to the rubber tree.” — Mechai Viravaidya

“Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.” — Lisa Lopes

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“You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom.” — Lady Gaga

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“The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.” — Richard Branson

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“Stop global warming, use condoms.” — Mechai Viravaidya

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“Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.” — Adam Carolla

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“I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom.” — Jane Fonda

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