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Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz.

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My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes.

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I spent my first paycheck

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I spent my first paycheck on a vintage Mercedes.

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If you need me to tell you that if you serve God, you’ll get a Mercedes, you’re lost.

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“Money may not buy happiness but I’d rather cry in a Mercedes than on a bus.”

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“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”

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“I got dead bodies rotting in my Benz trunk. The trunk of funk, I call it.”

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You like Audi I like Mercedes we are not the same bro.”

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If you need me to tell you that if you serve God, you’ll get a Mercedes, you’re lost.”