"Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed."

"I should make you fight Narwhals on the open ocean."

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone!"

"You should be off like the wind, solving problems and doing good deeds!"

"Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!"

"Greetings! Salutations! Welcome! Now go away. Leave. Run. Or die."

"And as for you, my little mortal minion... Feel free to keep the Wabbajack."

"Oh... lovely. Now all my dear Pelagius has to worry about are the several hundred legitimate threats..."

"The game is a foot. Or a leg. Or all manner of severed limbs!"

"By Sithis, what have you done? What madness has claimed you?"