interesting 100 hair loss quotes and sayings

hair loss quotes: Today hair is a multi-billion dollar industry. People spend thousands of dollars a year on hair products and treatments just to look good. They also spend a lot of time washing and combing it every day.

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Those things aren’t really that surprising. After all, your hair is a reflection of your identity, values ​​and personality.

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If you’ve been neglecting your hair lately, here are some great quotes to inspire you to pay more attention to your coronation.

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According to the American Hair Loss Association, by age 35, approximately two-thirds of American men will experience some form of noticeable hair loss. And at age 50, that number drops to around 85%.

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While these statistics may seem grim, they don’t have to be. Psychology Today reports that humor is an effective way to reduce psychological distress.

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If you or someone you love is starting to show signs of hair loss, you won’t need a magnifying glass to see the humor in these hair loss quotes.

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I told my friend that I expect to go bald. He asked me, ‘Is it a family thing?’ I said, ‘Oh definitely. A nagging wife and four lousy kids.'”
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“I woke up this morning after a heavy night of drinking to find I’d gone bald, which is unusual for me — I normally go for brunettes.”
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“I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.”

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“Nobody is happy with what’s on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”

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“God made only a few perfect heads. The rest He covered with hair.”

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“I don’t consider myself to be bald. I’m just taller than my hair.”

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“My friend’s been losing his hair and is really insecure about it, so I suggested he should get a transplant. He didn’t go for it though — he thought he’d look stupid with a kidney on his head.”‘

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“The good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that’s up to them.”

“A beautiful face needs lots of space.”

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“The more hair you lose, the more head you get.”

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I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong. – Morrissey

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Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself. – Hubert De Givenchy

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Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human. – Bruce Willis

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Gray hair is a blessing — ask any bald man. – Author Unknown

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The hair is the richest ornament of women. – Martin Luther

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The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair. – Audrey Hepburn

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I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. – Silvio Berlusconi

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A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. – Coco Chanel

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People who worry about their hair all the time, frankly, are boring. – Barbara Bush

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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. – Marcus Valerius Martial

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough. – Larry David

It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness. -Marcus Tullius Cicero

Even a single hair casts its shadow. – Publilius Syrus

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Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices. – Shana Alexander

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A hair divides what is false and true. – Omar Khayyam

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hair loss motivation

You’re only as good as your last haircut.” – Fran Lebowitz

“Never underestimate the power of a good haircut.” – Anonymous

“A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” – Coco Chanel

“Happiness is a new haircut.” – Anonymous

“The right hairstyle can make a plain woman beautiful, and a beautiful woman unforgettable.” – Sophia Loren

“I think that the most important thing a woman can have—next to talent, of course—is her hairdresser.” – Joan Crawford

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Anonymous

“Hairdressers are a wonderful breed. You work one on one with another human being, and the object is to make them feel so much better, and to look at themselves with a twinkle in their eye.” – Vidal Sassoon

“It doesn’t matter if your life is perfect as long as your hair color is.” – Stacy Snapp Killian

hair color change quotes

“A hair-hopper is someone who pretends they’re rich—who really wasn’t brought up very wealthy, but now tries to brag that they’re rich, and they spend too much time on their hair.” – John Waters

“I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn’t match my grill.” – Joe Pesci

“For me, hair is an accoutrement. Hair is jewelry. It’s an accessory.” – Jill Scott

“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man—there’s your diamond in the rough.” – Larry David

“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elain Boosler

“A great hairstyle is the best accessory.” – Anonymous

“A good stylist is cheaper than a good therapist.” – Anonymous

“Life is more beautiful when you meet the right hairdresser.” – Peter Coppola

So you don’t want to change the color, and you don’t want to go shorter, and you don’t want extensions, but you’re ready for a whole new look…um okay.” – Anonymous

“The best advice I can give to young stylists is to marry bald, so you have one less free haircut to do on your day off.” – Anonymous

“Life is short. You might as well live it with really great hair.” – Anonymous

“For me, the working of hair is architecture with a human element.” – Vidal Sassoon

hair loss famous quotes

“People will stare. Make it worth their while.” – Harry Winston

“There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to, and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye.” – Nora Ephron

 “I consider myself someone who takes a lot of beauty risks, and I’ve realized what a liar I am. I change my hair a lot—from blue to blonde to bald—but I’m trying to branch out a little more with makeup.” – Halsey

“When your hair won’t listen to you and it’s a mess and you’re just like, ‘I grew you myself. I gave you life and this is how you repay me?’” – Anonymous

“Those aren’t gray hairs. They’re strands of glitter growing from my head.” – Anonymous

“If my 22-inch hair hits you when I flipped it, then you are 22 inches too close to me. Back up.” – Anonymous

“My style is definitely schizophrenic; it does change from day to day a lot. It depends on my mood—sometimes, I’ll be going through a girly, childlike stage and wear a pretty lace dress with a bow in my hair. Then sometimes, I’ll be moody and just wear black.” – Amber Le Bon

“I think every girl needs to love herself, regardless of anything. Like if you’re having a bad day, if you don’t like your hair, if you don’t have the best family situation, whatever, you have to love yourself and you can’t do anything until you love yourself first.” – Julianne Hough

Funny Hair Quotes

“People who worry about their hair all the time, frankly, are boring.” – Barbara Bush.

“Everybody has a bad hair day, but us girls still like to be told we look nice even if we don’t feel like we do.” – Cat Deeley.

“I have short hair. It doesn’t make me more unattractive than a woman or my sisters that have longer hair and are a bit lighter.” – Alex Wek

“The short hair fits my personality more. I think maybe, with long hair, it was a role—I was playing dress-up a bit.” – Natalie Maines

“A little gray hair is a small price to pay for this much wisdom.” – Anonymous

“Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.” –Shana Alexander

“I’ve had long hair, I’ve had short hair, and I’ve had in-between hair—and it’s all good.” – Morena Baccarin

“If I hadn’t been a woman, I’d be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I’d be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I’d be like Ru Paul.” – Dolly Parton

“I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.” – Britney Spears

Interesting hair quotes

“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.” – Hillary Rodham Clinton

“When God takes a shower, waterfalls come to life around the world. When I take a shower, my hair usually clogs the drain.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“Your hair is 90% of your selfie.” – Anonymous

“Gray hair is a blessing. Ask any bald man.” – Anonymous

“Some girls do a messy ponytails and look like princesses. I do a messy ponytail and look like a founding father.” – Anonymous

“I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others.” – Mitch Hedburg

“Gray hair is God’s graffiti.” – Bill Cosby

“Men don’t get smarter as they grow older; they just lose their hair.” – Mary Astor

“And then the humidity said, ‘Today, I will make you look like the lion king.’” – Anonymous

“Beauty comes from the inside—inside the hair salon.” – Anonymous

“Nobody is really happy with what’s on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly, want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.” – Rit Rudner

Short hair quotes

“If your hair is wild, then you might as well accept it before it bites your finger.” – Anonymous

“This morning, I woke up with the ‘I’m not in the mood’ hairstyle.” – Anonymous

“Today, I feel like I should buy myself new hair and be done with it.” – Anonymous

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.” – P.G. Wodehouse

“Some girls wear their messy hair like queens, I let my hair messy and look like Cruella de Vil.” – Anonymous

“I’d always assumed hair was an integral part of any hairstyle.” – Michael McClung

“Girls with curly hair don’t understand girls with straight hair problems.” – Anonymous

“Having straight hair means getting out of bed ready for the day without having to do anything to my hair.” – Anonymous

“Straight hair problems—your forehead looks huge because your hair is flat.” – Anonymous

“All things old become new again. In my youth, the athletes had crew cuts and the hippies had long hair. Now the athletes have long hair and the hippies are bald.” – Harley King

“I feel like if I loosen my hair, someone would try to talk to me in cavemen jive.” – Anonymous

“Today’s hairstyle is called, ‘and I didn’t brush my teeth either.’” – Anonymous

Hair Quotes on Hair Loss

“It’s not just a hair color, it’s a state of mind.” – Anonymous

“Girls with colored hair are gypsy souls and free spirits.” – Anonymous

“If you can’t change your surroundings, change your hair color.” – Anonymous

“Some things are basic, but your hair shouldn’t be one! Live your life in color.” – Anonymous

“You can change your whole attitude by changing your hair color.” – Anonymous

“If she changed her hair color after the breakup, you’re never getting back together.” – Anonymous

“You know you’ve made it when you can dye your hair blue.” – Anonymous

“I’m crazy about hair color. Color embraces you. It wakes you up and keeps you present.” – Anonymous

“When a woman is in her red hair phase, leave her alone. She’s going through some stuff.” – Anonymous

“A girl who colors her hair is creative beyond measure.” – Anonymous

“A very short poem about hair loss—Recede. Reseed. Thank you.” – Anonymous

“I have little hair just because I have such a big brain that it pushes all the hair out.” – Anonymous

“I love bald people. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz doesn’t mean you aren’t a peach.” – Anonymous

“I’m too sexy for my hair. That’s why it isn’t there.” – Anonymous

“Just because you’ve lost your hair doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful.” – Anonymous

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“My hair is different from a lot of people’s. I like my hair. I like the fade. I like the little design I have. I’m cool with it. Obviously, my hair is thin on top, so it looks like a bald spot, but I really could care less.” – Trae Young

“Nobody knows what a really beautiful person is, so don’t worry. If you have pimples today, it’s nothing. If you have a bad hair day, it’s nothing. Feel beautiful. Feel sexy, and it will shine. It will show outside.” – Leila Lopes

“I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.” – Eric Bana

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” – George Burns

“One of my mantras is, ‘Embrace what makes you unique, even if it makes others uncomfortable.’ I keep that with me in my back pocket. Shoot, I keep it in my front pocket! I keep it in my hair.” – Janelle Monae

“Once upon a perfect night, unclouded and still, there came the face of a pale and beautiful lady. The tresses of her hair reached out to make the constellations, and the dewy vapours of her gown fell soft upon the land.” – Kit Williams

“I think I look really weird with short hair. So I figured if I’ve got a mustache, I think it looks less creepy with long hair. Like a wild look.” – Steven Adams

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