BEST OF SPONGEBOB QUOTES

1.“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob

2.“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob

3.“The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time.” – Spongebob

4.“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob

5.“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob

6.“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob

7.“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob

8.“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

9.“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob

10.“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob

11.“Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick

12.“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

13.“Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob

14.“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob

15.“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob

16.“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob

17.“You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob

18.“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob

19.“I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob

20.“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.”– SpongeBob