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SpongeBob Quotes
SpongeBob Squarepants is like the most trusted show of all time, and with 12 seasons (and counting) there is a lot more content to choose from. Every time SpongeBob and Patrick go on an adventure, it results in 100 quotable moments, so, the next time you can’t think of a good Instagram caption, why don’t you pull from SpongeBob?
“I’m ready, I’m ready.”
“Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.”
“The best time to wear a striped sweater is allthe time.”
“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”
“I’m ugly and I’m proud!”
“F is for friends who do stuff together!”
“All I know is fine dining and breathing.”
“Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.”
“Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!”
“If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!”
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No, this is [insert your name here].”
“I can’t see my forehead!”
“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”
“Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.”
“I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.”
“Wake me up when I care.”
“I have no soul.”
30 SpongeBob Quotes
“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”
“Future!!!”
“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.”
“But it’s my only night to be fancy!”
“I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.”
“Three hours later” — Narrator
“2000 years later” — Narrator
“So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” — New Narrator
“Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” — Mr. Krabs
“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” — Plankton
“CHOCOLATEEEEEE!”
“Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness…money.” — Mr. Krabs
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