20 of the funniest Friends jokes and quotes – Friends is an American television sitcom produced by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, which aired on NBC from September 22, 1994 to May 6, 2004, with ten seasons. The ensemble starring Jennifer Aniston, Curtain Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt. LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Shimmer, the show revolves around six friends in their 20s and 30s who live in Manhattan, New York City. The series was produced by Bright / Kaufman / Crane Productions in collaboration with Warner Bros. Television. The original executive producers were Kevin S. Bright, Kauffman and Crane.
1.“He’s her lobster.”
—Phoebe Buffay,
2.“When I was growing up, I didn’t have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I’m standing here today, knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need… You are my family.”
— Phoebe Buffay
3.“Come on Will – take off your shirt and tell us.”
— Phoebe Buffay,
4.They don’t know that we know that they know.”
— Phoebe Buffay,
5.“He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!”
— Phoebe Buffay
6.“How you doin?”
— Joey Tribbiani,
7.I swear to god, Dad. That’s not how they measure pants!”
— Joey Tribbiani
8.Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
— Joey Tribbiani
9.Joey doesn’t share food.”
— Joey Tribbiani,
10.We were on a break!”
— Ross Geller
11.I’m Fiine!”
— Ross Geller,
12.Pivot! PIVOT!”
— Ross Geller
13.Look around you guys this was your first home and it was a happy place filled with love and laughter but more importantly because it was rent controlled it was a freakin steel”
— Chandler,
14.I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
— Chandler Muriel Bing
15.Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.’”
— Chandler Muriel Bing,
16.You’re so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.”
— Chandler Muriel Bing,
17.Just so you know, with us, it’s never off the table.”
— Rachel Green
18.I got off the plane.”
— Rachel Green
19.OK, just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.” –Monica
20.Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember: If I am harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.”-Monica
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